Possible Strike

So I'm at work going through my mail folder (because there isn't enough room for me to have an actual box) and I come across a SPECIAL ALERT from the desk of my union's International President, Mr. Robert A. Scardelletti. By the way my union is TCU, the Transportation Communications International Union.

Apparently for the last seven years or so Amtrak has been holding out on us, and owe me and my unseen coworkers some new contract. Because we aren't getting what we (they) want, Mr. Scardelletti is getting ready to get us to strike against Amtrak (the socialist railroad).